Does anyone else have like several songs that they love but are constantly skipping because the atmosphere has to be just right and you have to be able to completely immerse yourself in it for those few minutes without any distractions
i like how all those dudes are ‘wahh prof. sycamore is SEXUALIZED to SELL TO WOMEN!!’ and its like prof. sycamore aint even sexualized like all he is is an attractive modestly dressed dude like women gamers gotta deal with battle bikinis and watermelon sized titties and these dudes cryin about a fella with nice hair and a cute smile like lmao get on my level
it shouldn’t be possible for certain things to be as hot as they are when it comes to certain people. like their shoulders. or their back. or their jawline. or the way their voice sounds when whispering. or the way they roll their eyes. like fuck. fuck you. fuck me. fuck everything
A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.
my mom made these like brownie cupcake things and they look like just normal brownies but then you take the wrapper off and
mother fucking chocolate chip cookie
but that’s still not all. take a bite and
THAT IS A GODDAMN OREO ON TOP OF A CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE AND COVERED IN A BROWNIE THIS SHIT IS LIKE EATING THE FUCKING TEARS OF GOD YOU TAKE ONE BITE AND YOU HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT YOU WILL BELIEVE BECAUSE THERE IS NO WAY THIS MAGIC IN YOUR MOUTH WAS NOT SENT FROM THE HEAVENS
Is your mum Jesus?