The Thief of Information

The Infinitesimal Records


Lions can roar about 50 times in 90 seconds. If you’re close by, they sound 25 times as loud as a gas-powered lawn mower. Source



"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

I’m going to lie in wait for the day I can say this to a man

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agents of shield + cards against humanity

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Dan Tobin Smith's sweeping color gradient installation in his London studio is a sight behold 

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so this is an thing that happened ?? this is my family picture (im the one of the far right btw)

it got posted on both 9gag and also reddit by an unknown weirdo who probably got it from my sister’s fb

but don’t worry though we actually have no problem with this at all ! reading the comments has been the funniest thing ever so keep it up

your entire family looks incredibly attractive and glamourous and i am so angry about that

omg this family is GLORIOUS

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So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minute walk to work, and there’s this guy who’s always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner bc I get stopped by the light and he passes it. but today I was ahead of him for the first time and he RUNS in front of me, turns around and goes “I’ve been winning for 2 months now, can’t stop now, have a good day, see you tomorrow.”  tmrw I swear i’m wearing running shoes to work. 

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October 19, 2014

Sonic, staring up into a starry night.

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I think Edward would have been an awesome grandpa to Connor:D And oh something I really wish for is for Connor and Jenny to meet I would wanna see her react to Haytham’s death and react to the fact that she has a nephew and Jenny telling Connor stories about Haytham’s and her childhood would be the sweetest thing ever and my heart would explode :)



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I learned yesterday that when you see a bee on the ground that isn’t moving, it’s not necessarily dead, it’s probably just dead tired from carrying lots of pollen and needs re-energising. So if you mix a tiny bit of water with some sugar and let it drink it will give it the boost it needs to continue on its way. Bizarrely, this exact thing happened today! I found a knackered bee, mixed up some sugar water, gave it a drink and watched it guzzle and guzzle then suddenly come back to life. It was amazing! Thank you patrick, it was an excellent tip that i’ll never forget and will continue to pass on to others!

boost this because look bEES ARE DYING AND WE REALLY NEED TO HELP THEM!!!!!!

Help them, sweetlings!

Aww I love bees

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there’s a huge difference between “let people do what they choose with their bodies” and “let those 12 year olds have irresponsible sex”

its been 2 days and this has like 50k notes and i’ve only received like 5 hate messages about this u go tumblr u growin up

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I drew this when I was 9 and I still think it’s the funniest shit ever

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i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

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The constant struggle

  • Me: I should seriously study now
  • Me: *plays videogames for five hours straight*


i love how to train your dragon……….the way they just [clenches fist] train all those dragons

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